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Behold $USA69 – Uncontrollably Sexual Assets – the most patriotically degenerate memecoin to ever crash a Fourth of July barbecue. Forged in a basement while chugging Monster Energy and watching reruns of Baywatch, $USA69 represents the raw, unfiltered libido of late-stage capitalism. It’s got the thrust of Wall Street, the swagger of Vegas, and the booty-shaking of a Florida spring break. $USA69 is not SEC-compliant — it’s SEX-compliant. And remember: in America, you don’t buy $USA69 — you let it consentually moon you.